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DannyJay's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 543 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,680 Points

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Kain Unlocked 10/30/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/25/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/25/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Donut Break Unlocked 5/25/10
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 4/1/12
5 Points
Grab the bag!
To the Dogs Unlocked 4/1/12
100 Points
Defeat Cato
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?

Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/4/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/4/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Indie Jones

Hidden Treasure Hunter Unlocked 8/25/10
5 Points
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Philanthropist Unlocked 8/25/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ball Breaker 5 Points Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
69er 10 Points Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Tank Award 10 Points Collect 10 tanks in one game
The Century Mark 10 Points Collect 100 gems in one game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect 200 gems in one game
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Voyeur Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/80 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 7/1/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

K.O.L.M.

I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 10/7/11
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points You might earn this for winning her affection.
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.
Why are these things in my house? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/3/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Falling Llama Unlocked 6/3/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angry Rock Basher 25 Points destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Free Faller 50 Points survive for 3 minutes
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Hungry Hungry Homer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)

LARRY: Doug-Out

Best Quality In Town Unlocked 3/10/10
10 Points
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Maxed Weapons Unlocked 3/10/10
10 Points
Max upgrades in weapons.
Bloody Doug Unlocked 3/9/10
25 Points
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Endurance Master Unlocked 3/9/10
50 Points
Last up to day 15.
Massive Score Unlocked 3/10/10
100 Points
Reach a score of 1 million
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Maxed Money 50 Points Earn over $2000 in one day.

Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)

LARRY: Gnomergeddon

Lil Gnome Thumper Unlocked 6/5/10
50 Points
Kill 50 small gnomes
Power Puncher Unlocked 6/7/10
50 Points
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Pot Shot Larry 10 Points Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Anger MisManagement 25 Points Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
Corpse Looter 50 Points collect 10 gems
Down-Whacks are Crack 50 Points Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Gnome Assassin 50 Points Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Ice Cracker 50 Points Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Miner Muncher 100 Points Kill 5 Gnome Miners

Medals Earned: 2/9 (100/435 points)